by MiniBaj October 05, 2020
One of those (wall art) things that you'd see hippies owning but really are used by (white) girls to make their room look cooler. They might also have fairy lights hanging with it and if that's the case, may lead guys to want to (fuck).
Daniel: Hey, wanna come over to my house?
Tyrone: yea sure
*comes over, sees tapestry*
Tyrone: damn shawty you want me to get ass naked because I already know what time it is
Tyrone: yea sure
*comes over, sees tapestry*
Tyrone: damn shawty you want me to get ass naked because I already know what time it is
by Penne hole December 17, 2019
A: hey, whats a tapestry?
B: its a rug you put on your vertical floor.
A: why?
B:just because i can.
B: its a rug you put on your vertical floor.
A: why?
B:just because i can.
by Really really legit dude June 02, 2015
1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.
"Drew definitely has a tapestry"
"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
by e a r l y March 16, 2008
1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.
"Drew definitely has a tapestry"
"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
by e a r l y March 15, 2008
by magus the 3rd April 10, 2006
by T SHABAZZ, THE GREAT May 23, 2004