1) To literally use the phrase "on the tape."

2) When a cop beats up a person of color and the beating happens to be recorded by phone, mini-DVR, VHS, or Beta tape.
1) Ralph: "So, are you on the tape?"
Bianca: "Of course I'm on the tape."
Ralph: "Wow, you are on the tape."

2) Shenaynay: "Ledasha was arrested yesterday and the cop really roughed her up."
Denarnar: "Is she on the tape?"
Shenaynay: "She is on the tape, and she gonna make so much money, you won't believe it when she sue the city."
by Simple Simian September 06, 2014
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The act of using a strong tape in order to increase the tensile strength of small animals (hamsters and other rodents principally) in order to be able to have sexual intercourse with them without bursting them (and desturbing the sexual experience).
That Bulgarian was so well hung, that it was a good thing he'd been taping that hamster or else it would've gone splash!
by Leif Clemens December 12, 2006
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Tape Christgenson is also known as Taft. Also, the royals suck.
by drew March 19, 2003
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Meaning a guy wouldn’t fuck you because your to fat and ugly.
Jim, Emily definitely deserves no tape tonight.
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The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.

It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)

It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?

*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*

Man: the God's have answered my call
by EdgeLord27 November 17, 2017
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Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!

Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift
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Instrumental music compiled into an album or a mix by a beat maker/producer. Beat tapes are produced widely by independent hip-hop beatmakers.
Damu just recorded his new beats and shared it online as a beat tape.
by Bodhi Satta August 30, 2013
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