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A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)
"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."
by You ain't is effed-up as us November 08, 2018
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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a person who is incapable of getting a tan. they tan, burn, peel, repeat.
i can never get tan!", "that's because you are a tantard mary
by kfell May 05, 2011
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a tantard is a 'special' girl who is retarded and extremley clumsey. tends to drop things, forgets simple things such as a pair of gloves, but is also a very lovable creature and tends to make people laugh with her tantardedness.
tantard:
1)simple retarded things such as forgetting her gloves on a freezing cold day and has to waste presious time going home for them

2)clumseyness, often tends to drop hot chocolate either over herself or all over a train station floor.
by spaztard December 29, 2007
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