Fat, Over Weight, Huge,

the most ridiculously epic thing in the world.
a band forged from the gallstones of Odin's Raven and the milk and honey uttered forth from earth-tree Yggdrasil. the essence of rock, within the golden reeds of Pharoah Ramses satan worshiping rock cult.
War on an ottoman turks' leprous back, spraying people with battery acid out of a super-soaker.

TANQUE KAAT ROCKS

Tanque means tank in french but is also used by englishmen to make them sound more posh.

When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.