A lesbian/gay/attack helicopter couple that enjoy making choc chip cookies in the shape of their mums left nipples stuck together, while the cookies are in the oven (if they like them cooked some don't) they will fornicate in the bushes behind your house and then squirt seamen on your front door in the shape of two camels making fast and furious sex.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.