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The act of having anal sex with your friend's super-hot sister on his couch, ending with you cleaning the junk off your junk using a couch pillow as a wash rag.
Sorry man, but your sister is gorgeous enough to Tango and Cash.
by Slinky72 February 19, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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