used in the same context as 'lets make like a banana..... and split'
'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'
hey guys this place sucks, lets tampon it!
dude, not cool!
by Chelsea the room 2 whore October 06, 2008
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A stick with a string that allows a girl to wear light colors while flowing.
Man this tampon is sure great on labor day.
by ham May 09, 2003
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The next level of being a douchebag, when someone tries to insert an opionon when its not asked for, attempts to force something, causes frustration and irritation, or is being obnoxious.
"God, can you believe he tried to have sex with her when she was on her period? What a douchebag"

"No,what a freaking tampon"
by Ryan Cummins November 15, 2007
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The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.
Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!
by Densa January 16, 2007
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Me: No, Tommy, don't shove that tampon up your ass!
Tommy: Too wate oldie brothie...
by Misogyny April 23, 2011
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the thing a girl "inserts" when she has her period. has to be changed every 4 to 8 hours to prevent the growing of bactiria which can be fatal. (also see pad)if not inserted far enough it can be uncomfortable.
i have to go to the bathroom to cange my tampon, cause its uncomfortable to sit and feel like i have an erection.
by aissjdo May 03, 2007
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a bullette shaped peice of cotton that the femal species insert into their vaginal opening to absorb the blood but if a tampon is inserting the wrong way it can cause severe discomfort ( the feminine "time" iten that ladies most fear but actually when inserted correctly causes not pain at all and are quite comfortable)
She insterted a tampon
by GWPIIII April 21, 2004
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