tampon

A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.

I love watching the tampons in the parade!

by Francheska February 2, 2007

Tampons

What Gill shoves up his butt when he can't get any.

-Oh, I really want to do it. Where are my tampons?

by RatchetBoo May 28, 2003

Tamponing

When the drawstring from one's speedo is hanging out of the leg hole while the person is wearing it, resembling a tampon string.

Dean: Eli, you're tamponing...
Eli: *Tucks string away*

by Liod Fereath January 16, 2012

tampon

an obsorbency created to be insurted up a womans vaginal area to obsorb fluid during her menstral cycle.

Tampons are often prefered over pads because they are more confortable.

by dictionarygurl July 20, 2004

tampon

Tampons are used to plug the vaginal area when a girl is having her period to catch the menstrual flow.

Honda's are like tampons. Every bitch has 1.

by jobob March 25, 2005

tampon

another word for a fire-crotch or a red head.

You see that girl over there?

Which one?

That tampon over there.

by nicknack2648 May 10, 2010

tampon

can be both a compliment and a dis. a modern way to say weirdo, and a compliment to how good of a listener you are. because you are very absorbent of information, and tampons are absorbent as well. get it? got it? good.

pronounced "tamp-on" or "tampoon" which ever fits your fancy

YOU ARE SUCH A TAMPON!
or
you are such a super tampon, thanks for being my friend.

by kymlanna March 8, 2007