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a device that girls wear to keep their thongs getting filled wit internal juices (tasty!!)
Susy: Do you ever use tampons

Gina: No, I go all natural and bear it all, can't you see that stain
by I Love Katie and Hilary March 07, 2003
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The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass
Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"
by mamas boy December 21, 2005
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Synonym for being a childish or bitch.

Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.
The mids are being tampons again. It really wouldn't matter if we took our relic back with the entire realm of Hibernia and one mid defender. They'd still blame the mushrooms and mentalist healing abilities.
by Double U Tea Eph Grow Up People February 04, 2004
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a big fuck of cotton that big girl's stick inside thier waffly vagina's that make them bitch, complain about any heat at all if they are not drunk or stoned, slut, fuck and just not even think.
Don't blame your obese girlfriend, blame her bleached tampon.

This girl used so many fucking tampons that she has dulled and is yelling "bitch" to younger girls on the boardwalk.

Tampons are not for italians, but maybe the biggest mutts of america..
by cammypuss September 25, 2010
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Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.
Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.
by BigSexy68 July 08, 2021
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a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.
Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."
by R34LLYrayn May 09, 2012
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A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.
Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.
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by HazyHalez November 20, 2017
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