a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
by livelifeontop August 20, 2015
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a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
by livelifeontop August 20, 2015
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A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.
It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.
by Yomommasbae March 01, 2019
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A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012
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a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"
A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.
by The New Jesus August 14, 2009
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a vaginal plug......
man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well
by samuek November 20, 2004
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