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Young woman in her late teens to early twenties-who is already the mother of 2 to 5 plus children. She can be found in the late hours of the night swiping her ebt card or fiending for dick from the same type of guys who already pay her child support. She claims to do it all on her own but can’t even watch her own children who are typically covered in hot Cheeto dust reeking havoc and destruction.This girl can typically be found asking why no one wants to be with her or help her but we all know the reason. Most girls with these symptoms have daddy issues stay away at all cost.
Person 1: “ Can you believe this bitch I opened her fridge and the only thing she had was a pack of Coronas

Person 2:“ Doesn’t she have kids?”

Person 1: “Yeah and 5 different baby daddies

Person 2: “Fucking tampicomom
by Shdylatina August 30, 2019
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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