An angry man that somehow everybody still likes

A tall and cute boy who is most likely extremely athletic. The name Talmage is usually that boy who gives off the vibe of "look I'm good at everything!" He is very popular but most likely doesn't like to admit it. He always wants to talk and is super good at hitting up girls. He is very attractive and fit with a great sense of humor. He is well known to his school mostly because of sports. Talmage always has his bros over on the weekends. Talmage is probably taller than average. Talmage knows where he stands and can stand up for himself. Overall Talmage is pretty sexy.

The act of pretending to eat a girls pussy but instead having your dog eat her out. This act generally works best with the lights off and when you're under the covers. Some people smear peanut butter on the pussy to entice the dog.

an amazing combination of skills and pure awesomeness. 30% chance of a clone.