The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.
Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?
by AsianVision August 19, 2011
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To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
by fubsish January 28, 2010
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Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.
Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie

Minutes later

Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
by callmemunch March 30, 2008
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A term to describe gossip.
"So much shit went down this weekend! I have soo much Jesus Talk!!"
by slothman81690 March 13, 2008
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A serious talk between two or more people where the person's performance, or attitude, or involvement in the work (or in the relationship) is in need of improving. The talk is meant to save the soul of the receiver so that he or she makes a full change for the better. Often between a person of authority and the subordinates (teacher-student; coach-team), and often uses emotional arguments to get the person to change.
Our professor gave us that come to Jesus talk today. He said we were performing poorly, lacked the right drive to complete the task. He said that he was working hard, trying to make good lesson plans but we were just lazy. The worst part was when he said that he felt that he wasn't a good teacher because we clearly didn't respect him as a teacher.
by Writingbear October 14, 2015
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If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.
Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.
by Honey Pooh February 01, 2015
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you better ask jesus to save you right now before you are killed, usually by one of your parents
father:(to a boy messing around with his daughter)
what were you doing to my baby girl? you better get your life straight boy because we're gonna have a come to jesus talk.
by ruffpuff July 28, 2004
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