"Talk me Home" instead of "Walk me Home".
You ask a friend to talk to you while you're driving to keep you awake.
You ask a friend to talk to you while you're driving to keep you awake.
Phone Rings.... "Hey Mandy, this is Kristie, you have to "Talk Me Home"
Mandy: "What?"
Kristie: "You know....talk to me... to keep me awake while I'm driving."
Mandy: "B*tch, it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep, I have to work tomorrow."
Kristie: "Listen skank, if I fall asleep at the wheel, it'll be totally your fault."
Mandy: "What?"
Kristie: "You know....talk to me... to keep me awake while I'm driving."
Mandy: "B*tch, it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep, I have to work tomorrow."
Kristie: "Listen skank, if I fall asleep at the wheel, it'll be totally your fault."
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