Probably the coolest man of Gondor to seek revenge on the Dark Lord Sauron and his Orc army for killing his family!!! (Queue LOTR music)

Talion was the Captain of the Rangers of Gondor. He was married to Ioreth and had a son with her, named Dirhael. He is the player-controlled protagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor and Middle-earth: Shadow of War, alongside Celebrimbor, with whom he shares a body.

A giant cuckold who cannot manage a team properly.
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