tal

an adjective for a sexualy superior being. an alpha male who can steel yo ho in a second

lock yo daughters, tal is comming

by mr_fortnite_nigga_gangsta January 29, 2019

TAL

Acronym for Testicular Adhesion Level. Representing the stickiness resulting from increased groin sweat. Measured from 1-10. Typically combated with the application of Goldbond powder.

It's so hot out here, my TAL is at a 9.5.

My TAL is through the roof, get me some Goldbond quick!

by Gonii May 14, 2007

tal

An abbreviation for "that's a lie". You can add this to many abbreviations like idk or roflpwn.

Josh has friends... tal
Kadin likes women... tal

by L@T3R October 27, 2009

The Tal

The bright smile a girl makes after she says, "Yes, it was good for me!", and then goes to find her vibrator.

She gave him The Tal on her way out the door.

by Julie March 3, 2005

TAL

Taking a look. When somebody shares a thing with you and you need a minute to take a look at it before responding.

lad_1: hey check out my new site: <website>
lad_2: TAL
lad_1: kk
lad_2: did a unicorn puke on it?
lad_1 left the chat.

by usemyothernamepls July 5, 2019

TALS

Acronym for "Thanks A Lot, Stoops!" Used by fans of the University of Oklahoma football team to disingenuously thank the overpaid head football coach Bob Stoops for another embarrassing loss to an inferior opponent.

As I watched Rashaun Woods running free behind the OU secondary, all I could say was "TALS".

by Jayson530 May 3, 2008

Tal Fishman

An amazing 6 foot and 2 inches tall YouTuber (Reaction Time) who always makes my day , i watch his videos at the end of everyday , it's a daily routine, he has damn beautiful blue eyes that rocks my entire world, my love for him is indescribable

Friend : "Oh look it's Tal Fishman"
Me: *Dies then comes back to life*

by Arwalovestøp March 10, 2018