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A Chili pepper and Lime flavored corn snack by Barcel. They come in 4oz and 9.9oz bags. The most popular flavor is Fuego, which comes in the blueish purple bag. They are made in Mexico and they are possibly the best snack food ever.
Dave: Hey man. You want to go to Mike's for some bags of Takis?
John: Fo Sho man.
by apemonkey4 September 04, 2012
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
dude, did you try these takis?
hell yeah man they`re delicious
by Spicy_is_nice-y January 17, 2010
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Hot Chili Pepper & Lemon Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Minis
takis tortialla w/ guacamole, salsa brava fajita
by ryan g g January 17, 2009
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A female character in Soul Calibur who has jiggly boobs that move like sacks of pudding.
Guy 1: Damn did you see Taki's titties jiggle?
Guy 2: *drools*
by Cartmansp May 24, 2004
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A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
"whats are takis?"
"they're like little cheetos"
"I'd like to taki to you on the phone"
by DrxwsBoo February 02, 2014
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Demon of the night, ruler of all that is unpure and evil.
Taki ate the skin of a fallen comrad.
by Ivan Ner February 20, 2003
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