by Eyeballflyball September 4, 2003
Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!
by currybomb July 28, 2010
To release a huge flagon of ass compost. Not your everyday trip to the jacks.
Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.
Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.
Rohan has the insatiable need to take a huge dump after a night of carving up tinder guys and eating hot curry pujas
by Pablo Michaelo June 7, 2014
by marcelmarechal January 26, 2010
After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)
I was taking it to the dump last night
by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015
Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.
Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?
by BKx69xDropScopes January 29, 2011
A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019