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Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...
Thomas is taking a teke,

meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...
by Schaeffdaddy May 16, 2017
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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