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Masturbating in any bathroom.
ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.
ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.
hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....
hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three
hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three
by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020