Someone who is a definite bozo and are often times found eating Takis or Hot Cheetos. This person will never be able to get a job nor a romantic partner because of how worthless they are. No one likes a Taki Chomper, not even other Taki Chompers.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.