Urban Dictionary: Take a bath

My brother, he kinda take a bath, so he had to sell his Jet Skis

by Aviv May 22, 2007

sitting in a bath tub full of bubbles listening to sad music and crying for no reason

“I’m taking a bath”
“You good man? what’s wrong?”

by chicalatte October 18, 2019

To drink an alcoholic beverage, preferably in a hotel bathroom.

Hey Matthew, want to quick take a bath with me?

by Dick Wiggle April 24, 2016

Get stoned and soaking in a small body of warm water for an extended period of time.

Alex: I really want to spend the night but I have to go take a bath.
Bill: we really should take a bath together

by Tyboca December 30, 2020

The act of ditching your friends to have sex with your mom, or because you are afraid of being prison raped like your dad was.

by chefpaul April 06, 2005

A statement use to describe the process of cooking cocaine to its purist form.

"How about these birds take a bath, and lets see how clean this stuff is."

by SneakyWalrus26 December 03, 2013

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017