Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.
MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"
by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011
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A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.
A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"
by Coiked April 13, 2004
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Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.
Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.
by DennisIsEvil April 17, 2006
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