The Takata Airbag is a rare occurrence when one shits on his or her spouses lunch box while she cum fucks her own dildo in front of her best friend. The confused lover then stomps on the lunch box with enough force to sling shit onto her neighbors favorite memory.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.