by EDL DAVE February 2, 2015
Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.
by FaggotinaHat March 16, 2019
To crack an egg in a girls anus and have anal sex with her until the egg is completely scrambled.
Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
by Joshua Conduit May 30, 2020
The act of giving fellatio with a mouth full of squishy tapioca pearls.
"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.
"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.
Malika - "So you gave Titus the old 'Taiwanese Tumbler?'"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"
by Epic Tetus March 4, 2015
the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.
if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.
if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.
if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?
by twahmas November 19, 2010
by rpgslayer73 May 21, 2014
When a chick is horny and she produces a lot of wetness from her vagina. Causes unusal smells and trying to do anything in that area will cause only more problems. Similar to the Typhoon that killed thousands in Taiwan.
"Dude, I went on a date last night."
"That's what's up! How did it go?"
"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."
"Oh shit, man!"
"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."
"That's what's up! How did it go?"
"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."
"Oh shit, man!"
"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."
by DHarding December 1, 2009