Urban Dictionary: Tainted Slam

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!

by da JMAN jankit February 09, 2009

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the act of punching somebody in the taint

That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her

by Zbuckley May 04, 2007

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An extremely unfortunate event.

I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.

My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!

by thorass March 08, 2011

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