Taily is a legendary tale about the tailys tailies bongis and bonjis it first there was the taily with their enemy with the bongi, HOWEVER there were these UGLY ALIENS called the tailie and bonji which wanted to conquer the taily land and the bongi land and it was the best war of all time but in the end result the taily nation and the bongi nation won and knew that they would be better as one nation.

I made this all up without any source just my old friends.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A adult male with a childs size penis