When you are running through the store to the bathroom but the poo is already hitting the floor

pubic hair which is so long you can tie a ribbon around it

A tail hugger is someone within the furry fandom that enjoys hugging, petting or cuddling a fursuiter's tail, usually with their permission.

Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

Just barely

The pussy you never had...

No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.