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Taika (Tie - ka)
A stunning individual that can cheer you up or sadden you with a blink of her eye. They have the highest hope and determination for things others may deem impossible. But they aren't all "Sunshine and Daisies ". If you get in the way of Taika, and interfere with what they want, be prepared for the consequences. To know a person with such a name is more than a blessing...it's a privilege.
I wish i had a Taika as a friend.
by Gumbobaby December 18, 2014
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Little blonde fairy girl who lives in the ancient and magical forests of northern hemisphere, blossoms especially during the white nights.
You can come across with taika when you meet a person who believes in magic and makes you to believe in it, too.

Take a walk in an old forest during a white night and you are sure to find taika there.
by Ottiilia May 08, 2007
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Taika =Magic
Taika are very beautiful girls in every way.

When you are friend of here you are very lucky.
She is also very sexy and so smart.
Hey I am Taika
by Taikalover June 23, 2019
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She's a blond girl who tells everyone that she is a brunet, but she's not. She can be very perverted and she can make every thing seem twisted. She gets mad easily, but she can be very forgiving. When people see Taika they think "boy she has some gorgeus hair"
"look at that girl she's so forgiving, she's so Taika"
by norssilaine March 02, 2017
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