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A very famous youngster with mad abs, he has an 8 pack. He can always get the gyals and never fails to do so. Only ugly girls reject him but he doesn’t want them anyway. He does NOT have erectile disfunction like he claims to have however has a 7” willy ready for the ladies! If you see him or are friends with this total G feel lucky because he had a Lamborghini huracan
Oli: tai velaquez is sexy mate
Raj: I know I’ve met him

Oli: *dies*
Raj:*dies*
by MasterTai165 December 22, 2018
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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