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1. A warm muddy brown shit.

2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.
1."Aww Buddy(friends dog), you got the tahitian trots.

2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."

(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"
by Vlakid23 April 20, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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