Dutch “I have a plan Arthur.”
Arthur “Let me guess Dutch.”
Both “Tahiti.”

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

"It's a Magical Place," Coulson said whenever Tahiti was brought up.

"Sara went to Tahiti on spring break, got drunk, passed out on the beach, and when she woke up 4 hours later- had an awesome tan!"

Person 1: Hey, what's Tahiti like?
Person 2: It used to be one of the nicest countries in the world, but now it's a tourist attraction where capitalist pigs pay the small group of surviving natives to perform so-called "traditional" dances, acting like they enjoy it. And of course the idiotic tourists, many of whom's ancestors helped reduce the population from over 125,000 all the way down to around 6,000 over the course of a few years.

I Have A Plan, We Go To Tahiti

"Sara went to Tahiti on spring break, got drunk, passed out on the beach, and when she woke up 4 hours later- had an awesome tan!"