Tahi translated, is one..number one, and this is so true, because Tahis are unique and ONE OF A KIND!! Tahis like pink one-sies they have a cool throw together "i didn't even try" kind of style and always look awesome :) They are true friends, that never give up on you, and are great with little kids. They are reliable, responsible, and trust worthy. Tahis tend to have amaaazing bold personalities, they are fearless and exciting, entertaining and hilarious. They will go to any length to put a smile on your face, and the most magical thing about a Tahi, is that when you are in their presence, you know that they would ultimately lay down their lives for their friends, they are a true modern day hero. A Tahi sweeps any woman off their feet, and if you can catch one, you should go to any length to keep them. Typically tall dark and hansom, with electric eyes, and STUNNING smile.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The biggest fucking stud that I know; I would love to fuck the shit out of him. He has been with multiple woman such as Shakyra and fucking Billie Eilish, WHAT A FUCKING CHAD! He has an absolutely massive cock despite being only 15 years old, shit goes to the moon and back. Don't worry ladies, as he has a lot of Christian values that he sticks to, so only sex after marriage. Ladies if you ever find a guy named Tahi Govan, just know that you are the luckiest girl on the Earth.

The Indonesian word for feces.