1. the kind of kid who wears super-phat brand clothing all the time, pimped up with much supplemental accessoires like bandanas, tags and sometimes even drink holders at their hips. Often addicted to video games. Sometimes a bit obese, but mostly cutish.

2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.

3. aka brand child.
Look dat taggy kid, dude, every time he's asked a question he looks like taking a dump.

He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
by chipskid April 27, 2011
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