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Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/
The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 09, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The shit that you have to ensure relief after eating too much. Sometimes referred to as a TS or TP (Tactical Poo), the tactical shit is often taken after a night out or a boozy lunch.
Stu: "Mate you were in there for ages, are you OK?"
James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"
James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"
by MissS8 August 08, 2014
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Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.
by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020