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Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/
The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 09, 2020
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The shit that you have to ensure relief after eating too much. Sometimes referred to as a TS or TP (Tactical Poo), the tactical shit is often taken after a night out or a boozy lunch.
Stu: "Mate you were in there for ages, are you OK?"
James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"
James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"
by MissS8 August 08, 2014
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Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.
by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020