A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

That fuzzy hair on the upper lip of some women.... often more pronounced in brunette's. Can sometimes extend past fuzz to a full blown miss-tache!

A bitch that gets attached way too quickly.

To rock one's tache involves percuring a false tache of the 'dirty' persuasion by way of resting a horizontally out stretched finger across the top lip.

A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug

itachi am i right?

you prolly do the tt trend remove your first and last letter of your name-

wait- are you a itachi simp?!

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.