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A Taboo Boner. When one of your family members or relatives give you an erection. Tends to happen when very horny, and/or family member wears very slutty clothes.
"So i walked in on my sister while she was changing, and i got a Tabooner."
"When i woke up in the morning and saw my dad hanging out in the nude, i got a Tabooner and we ended up having rough sex."
"When i woke up in the morning and saw my dad hanging out in the nude, i got a Tabooner and we ended up having rough sex."
by RocketPenguin February 27, 2014
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015