A Taboo Boner. When one of your family members or relatives give you an erection. Tends to happen when very horny, and/or family member wears very slutty clothes.
"So i walked in on my sister while she was changing, and i got a Tabooner."
"When i woke up in the morning and saw my dad hanging out in the nude, i got a Tabooner and we ended up having rough sex."
by RocketPenguin February 27, 2014
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A pack of baboons who in process of evolution — or revolution — lost the “work for nothing” taboo and are volunteering left and right.

May be related to a English words baboon and taboo, and a Tartar word tabun meaning herd (esp. of horses).
Are you still seeng Barbara?
No, since she's joined the taboon she's never available.
by camelopard June 07, 2010
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Kinks which are so mainstream as to be practically vanilla.
... tied up, made to orgasm over and over, or any other taboon subject
by Cel June 29, 2018
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Being outwardly and annoying Taboo, usually at the expense of others. Typically used to let someone know of their primal Taboo ways.
Dan don’t be such a Taboon, quit talking about my Mom that way
by LakeSideBS March 21, 2021
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