To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.

A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.

A variety of nipple that is noted for its extremely large size. If you ever heard someone say that a chicks nipples reminded them of dinner plates because of how big they were, theres a very good chance that she had "tabletops".

a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.

When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.