twonk

to bang pots and pans together when your step-dad is drunk from too much christmas rum.

jim is twonking outside in the cold! mom, get him back inside before the neighbors call the police...!

by mary jane spam spiderman December 24, 2008

Twonk

Slang word for a vagina.

"Shut up slag, show us your twonk!"

by Jon23 August 9, 2008

Twonk

A twink who gets buff

Person 1: omg have you seen Tyler Oakley lately?
Person 2: omg he’s a total twonk

by Uh it’s me November 29, 2019

twonk

a term used for ex boyfriends who treated their girlfriends like shit. the girlfriend uses twonk as a way of reffering to him and expessing her rage for his dick'ead behaviour.

Megan:i hate my ex, hes such a twonk.
mel: tell me about it. atleast he wasnt as big a twonk as jack. ha

by megan r September 16, 2007

twonk

Also known as a 'fanny-wank'. Originating around the words twat, woman, and wank. An effective insult if necessary.

'Oi wheres Kelly gone?'
'Shes just avin a quick twonk inth bathroom, she'll be out in five'

by Mac Playboy June 26, 2006

Bible Twonks

A voyeur squad from @yakisobbed aka (Johnny, Shinwon, Dean, Seulgi, Sehun, Seungjun, Hani, S.coups, Exy, Inseong, Yuto, Ljoe)

Bible Twonks are a group of people from Yakisoba who (really x69) likes to engage in voyeurism.

Members are as follows:

@sobjohnny
@sobksw
@khyuksob
@sobseulgi
@sehunsob
@sobseungjun
@ahysob
@sobcsc
@sobcsj
@sobkxs
@yutosob
@lbhsob

by Noun; May 11, 2017

thunder twonk

Someone who has gone beyond beyond simply being an idiot; a complete moron

Could you be more of a thunder twonk than you already are?

by Eyes of Beauty July 3, 2015