Twonk

Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters

Man I wish I was a Twonk like that guy

by SteelballsLongrod September 9, 2015

Twonk

1. A person who is an idiot
2. An insult between two friends

Gertrude: “oh no i just walked into a wall”
Barry: “haha well done you twonk”

by October 23, 2020

Twonk

A twonk is a fat/overweight Asian (just like twink, but for overweight Asian)

Asian: That is STILL incorrect
EXAMP: Alright, Twonk.

by .owO. February 11, 2020

Twonk

A fat twink, or just an obese gay person in general

Fat ass mf named tremonte: guys i think i’m a twink
Sane person: Nahhhh you a Twonk

by general-store June 14, 2023

Twonk

For when it's not Christmas

👇👇👇down there u twonk👇👇👇

by ImADissapointmentToMyParents14 October 31, 2020

Twonk

A twink but more curvy, and possesses child bearing hips

“Gosh look at that twink” “no he is a twonk, look at his child bearing hips”

by Theonetheonlyrickross November 6, 2023

TWONK

When someone is being an idiot or is pissing you off and finally if a person is being an absolute piss licker

Piss off you TWONK

by GAYBOYBRUV February 29, 2020