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a small cowering awkaward fragile creature that originates from asia. this creature is only a twarf on twensday but on thriday it becomes thrarf. this cycle ontinues through all the days of the week unitl it becomes a twarf again. at this point it repeats the process.
by Sir keefer talyor January 01, 2008
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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Chris hasn't been on Twitter in forever, but ever since he got his cat he's been twarfing up a storm.
by kerbot2000 October 22, 2009
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It's interesting how the University of Kentucky graduate and convicted murderer was so beautiful given the fact that her mother looks like a twarf.
“I did it. Yes, I did it.” the daughter of the twarf said while performing a dance move in the interrogation room.
She recalled the first time she met her daughter's future victim in 2011. "I was taken back. He couldn't look me in the face." the twarf said.
If Tauriel and Kili reproduced, would their child be a twarf?
The actor Art Hindle in the film The Brood is an example of a famous Twarf.
“I did it. Yes, I did it.” the daughter of the twarf said while performing a dance move in the interrogation room.
She recalled the first time she met her daughter's future victim in 2011. "I was taken back. He couldn't look me in the face." the twarf said.
If Tauriel and Kili reproduced, would their child be a twarf?
The actor Art Hindle in the film The Brood is an example of a famous Twarf.
by Soylent Bacon April 04, 2021