TV Scooter Moron: A twenty-something poker player who learned to play poker by watching it on TV and playing microlimits on the internet. A TVSM can be identified in the wild by his age, cocky, obnoxious demeanour, backwards Full Tilt baseball cap, his white sateen Pokerstars track suit, and his affinity for shoving all-in at the drop of a hat.

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life