Urban Dictionary: TV

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Thought Vacuum

People usually watch TV to escape from the real world or to pass the time. But after watching TV enough and doing little else to keep it busy, the brain will enter a recessive state, usually leading to short term memory, minimal attention span, etc.

That was a good episode of Lost. I wonder what else is on.
That was a good episode of American Idol. I wonder what else is on.
That was a good episode of Family Guy.
*picks up a book*
Huh, none of these words make sense. Oh well.
*picks up the TV remote*

by Limbo March 04, 2006

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brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

by _Jez_ October 03, 2009

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1. Unsupervised, it's cocaine for children. Want to make a criminal? Place child (A) in front of TV (B) for 10 years. Nag occassionally. Wait for police.
2.One of many distractions that pulls the attention away from yourself so you don't see how miserable you are in reality. Highly addictive.
3.A transvestite.

It's not TV, it's your dad in a dress!

by FrankC March 14, 2004

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A big box shaped item that drains the minds of little boys and girls.

My little brother and all of his little friends all drained their minds by watching the tv.

by Yo Mamma December 04, 2003

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The opiate of the masses.

Symptoms of heavy TV users:

Glazed eyes

Detachment from reality

Social ineptitude

Delusions such as believing that ficitional characters and/or plot lines are real - this may lead to the addict seeking out the actors and actresses at conventions and addressing them by their fictional names

Religious worship of actors and actresses as gods (which may lead to low self-esteem)

Serious cases of TV addiction can lead to a decline in the addict's general hygiene, and in many cases, substantial weight gain

by Dannidoo May 26, 2006

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A natural predator. It lures it's prey to itself, by flashing moving images and makes the prey sit in front of it, until it will starve to death. Once you look at it, you are magnetized and cannot leave without the help of another Being.

OMFG! He's stuck to the TV. Quick, before he starves.

by amomonou...wait, how do u zpell itz? February 26, 2005