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the tiny, fit little dackside of a hot girl, that can accommodate a huge cock. just like Doctor Who's tardis, it much bigger than it looks
Neil; hey Rob that girls arse looks so tight that it would squeek when you fuck it.
Rob; looks that way but trust me Neil she has a turdis, she took 10inches dry and didn't even buck.
Neil; really so where did you borrow the other 5 inches to give her.
Rob; get fucked cunt
Rob; looks that way but trust me Neil she has a turdis, she took 10inches dry and didn't even buck.
Neil; really so where did you borrow the other 5 inches to give her.
Rob; get fucked cunt
by your friend rob January 22, 2011
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You go out with your friends and your boyfriend calls you 15 times within the next 2 minutes. You finally answer the phone and he's freaking out because your not hanging out with him. You hang up because your fed up with his rediculousness and talk to your friends.
You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!
Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!
....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!
Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!
....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
by Ikkinikki420 October 27, 2011
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TURDIS is an acronym for: Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space.
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS
TURDIS
Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time
Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time
by UN|kn|OWN May 29, 2019