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the blue portable toilets often seen on building sites. The name derives from the word TARDIS, which is also a big blue box in the TV show Doctor Who.
Im busting for a Tom Tit, is there a TURDIS nearby?
by Borne August 28, 2006
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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One of those detatched, modern, portable space age looking public conveniences
I went into the Turdis for a Doctor Who
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003
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A nickname for Kurtis when he is being a TURD.
by LR0890 February 06, 2010
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Turdis. Those Tardis- like portable loos that are set up on building sites in UK

Resembling the Tardis that Dr Who travelled in, the Turdis only travels under the steam of the delivery truck that delivers it for the relief of the workmen.

On big sites, there are two, called ''Turdi'' plural
''Bloody hell, ugh, was so hung over the stench from the TURDIS made me gag''
Oh no...I don't think I can hang on til knocking off time, the Turd is crowning..I'll have to brave the Turdis, and choose the least offensive one.
by Oakbark April 07, 2018
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turdis is a name for a guy that's a Turd but phrased funnier. We gave this to my som after a visit to Red Robin after throwing crayons at another boy. My son has mega autism and other people bully him at school so we have to take him to Red Robin and let him throw crayons at people to soothe his autism. Micheal + Claire
My son Turdis "Durrr daddy I'm throwing crayons at the boys durrrr"

You "TURDIS! Don't do that they could beat us up"
by Sully the god May 30, 2017
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A portable enclosed toilet unit, on account of its resemblance to Dr Who's time machine, the Tardis. They are usually seen at festivals and outdoor events.
Hey Steve, did you see Dr Poo during your travels in that Turdis.
by Mark123456 June 23, 2007
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