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the blue portable toilets often seen on building sites. The name derives from the word TARDIS, which is also a big blue box in the TV show Doctor Who.
Im busting for a Tom Tit, is there a TURDIS nearby?
by Borne August 28, 2006
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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One of those detatched, modern, portable space age looking public conveniences
I went into the Turdis for a Doctor Who
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003
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Turdis. Those Tardis- like portable loos that are set up on building sites in UK

Resembling the Tardis that Dr Who travelled in, the Turdis only travels under the steam of the delivery truck that delivers it for the relief of the workmen.

On big sites, there are two, called ''Turdi'' plural
''Bloody hell, ugh, was so hung over the stench from the TURDIS made me gag''
Oh no...I don't think I can hang on til knocking off time, the Turd is crowning..I'll have to brave the Turdis, and choose the least offensive one.
by Oakbark April 07, 2018
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turdis is a name for a guy that's a Turd but phrased funnier. We gave this to my som after a visit to Red Robin after throwing crayons at another boy. My son has mega autism and other people bully him at school so we have to take him to Red Robin and let him throw crayons at people to soothe his autism. Micheal + Claire
My son Turdis "Durrr daddy I'm throwing crayons at the boys durrrr"

You "TURDIS! Don't do that they could beat us up"
by Sully the god May 30, 2017
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A portable enclosed toilet unit, on account of its resemblance to Dr Who's time machine, the Tardis. They are usually seen at festivals and outdoor events.
Hey Steve, did you see Dr Poo during your travels in that Turdis.
by Mark123456 June 23, 2007
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