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The Things You Do For Pussy. In reference to all the challenges a male will have to go through in order to get himself laid. The male will often buy the female gifts, food and other things, with one sole intention, pussy.
Friend : Yo i just bought this girl frozen yogurt and starbucks now Im walking to her house
Me : TTYDFP man.
by masteraze August 15, 2017
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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