Airport Security molesters. They make traveling a little more like prison, the way they get away with molestation. Stands for "Touch Society All-Around".

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Official: "Transportation Security Agency"

Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".

A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.

They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.

They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.

A group of people working at American airports who have recently taken to molestation and snapping pornographic photos of passengers in the name of 'security'

To molest sexually.

Total Sexual Assault
Thugs Standing Around
The Sexual Assassins
Titties Snatch Ass
Touching Stuff Aggressively
Touching Sensitive Areas
Touch Stroke Assault
Thousands (of) Sexual Assaults
Testicle Scanning Agent
Totally Screwing America
Taking Security Away
Totally Senseless Aggression
Taxpayer Supported Assault

To aggressively molest or fondle.

The result of security at American airports becoming so extreme that you now have to either be seen naked or be felt up head-to-toe by a stranger if you want to get on a plane.